Tag: funny
group name: rantingraving
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October 23, 2006 10:58 PM EDT --
I heard this joke on the radio the other day while driving and I couldn't stop to write it down, so I am going to attempt to retell this as I remember it going.
Two ladies, Hilda and Bessie, were . . .
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . .
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September 22, 2006 07:43 AM EDT --
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put some in the food.
...If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever . . .
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September 20, 2006 04:50 AM EDT --
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. . . .
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September 11, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
I saw this on another website and liked it so much I had to share.
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended . . .
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November 03, 2009 11:36 PM EST --
for you........
This is how I heard YOUR day was going....
First you had trouble getting out of bed
. . .
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September 20, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
A buddy of mine told me this as the truth about a friend of his about forty years age. I have heard it since as a joke. I don't know if it ever really happen.
Mart was in a bar relaxing and enjoying . . .
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June 01, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
The kind that everything seems to go to heck, so much so you begin to actually laugh about it halfway through?
I just had one of those days...and it started at midnight last night, when I heard the . . .
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September 16, 2006 05:59 PM EDT --
This one tickled me so much I had to share it.
In a crowded city at a busy stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini shirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn . . .
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September 17, 2007 01:51 PM EDT --
My four year old son is always saying the funniest things.
The other day he told my uptight sister in law that her ice cream was the color of Poop.
We found it funny she did not.
You never know what . . .
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September 08, 2006 07:26 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes!
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up . . .
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September 09, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
I have been feeling a little depressed today and saw this joke and the humor seemed to pick me up. I hope someone else will enjoy it too.
Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down
next . . .
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September 20, 2006 05:28 AM EDT --
Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the . . .
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September 17, 2006 08:25 PM EDT --
Name Something you would find in a salon.
Shampoo
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November 24, 2006 10:05 AM EST --
I've heard of this place my entire life! My Dad's two favorite sayings were "we're up a creek without a paddle' or "we're up shit creek now". And yesterday, after I'd . . .
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February 24, 2009 03:04 AM EST --
I was dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. I had been . . .
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . .
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November 20, 2006 02:56 AM EST --
This is a good one I got in an email. It is too good not to share.
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. . . .
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November 30, 2006 12:27 PM EST --
My wifes nephew just sent me this one and it is too good not to share.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE...OLDER:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. . . .
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