Tag: funny
group name: rantingraving
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September 22, 2006 07:43 AM EDT --
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put some in the food.
...If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever . . . more
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October 23, 2006 10:58 PM EDT --
I heard this joke on the radio the other day while driving and I couldn't stop to write it down, so I am going to attempt to retell this as I remember it going.
Two ladies, Hilda and Bessie, were . . . more
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . . more
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June 01, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
The kind that everything seems to go to heck, so much so you begin to actually laugh about it halfway through?
I just had one of those days...and it started at midnight last night, when I heard the . . . more
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February 28, 2007 11:00 PM EST --
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3) . . . more
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September 11, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
I saw this on another website and liked it so much I had to share.
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended . . . more
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September 16, 2006 05:59 PM EDT --
This one tickled me so much I had to share it.
In a crowded city at a busy stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini shirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn . . . more
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September 20, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
A buddy of mine told me this as the truth about a friend of his about forty years age. I have heard it since as a joke. I don't know if it ever really happen.
Mart was in a bar relaxing and enjoying . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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September 17, 2007 01:51 PM EDT --
My four year old son is always saying the funniest things.
The other day he told my uptight sister in law that her ice cream was the color of Poop.
We found it funny she did not.
You never know what . . . more
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March 12, 2007 03:01 PM EDT --
from jokeoftheday.com
Office Lingo...
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations . . . more
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September 08, 2006 07:26 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes!
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up . . . more
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September 20, 2006 04:50 AM EDT --
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. . . . more
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November 30, 2006 12:27 PM EST --
My wifes nephew just sent me this one and it is too good not to share.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE...OLDER:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. . . . more
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December 06, 2006 02:26 AM EST --
Hey some of these make some sense. I got this in an email.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch . . . more
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November 24, 2006 10:05 AM EST --
I've heard of this place my entire life! My Dad's two favorite sayings were "we're up a creek without a paddle' or "we're up shit creek now". And yesterday, after I'd . . . more
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September 17, 2006 08:25 PM EDT --
Name Something you would find in a salon.
Shampoo
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September 20, 2006 05:28 AM EDT --
Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the . . . more
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September 27, 2006 11:45 AM EDT --
Caption this:
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . . more
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