Tag: humor
group name: rantingraving
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September 22, 2006 07:43 AM EDT --
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put some in the food.
...If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever . . . more
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June 21, 2006 10:00 AM EDT --
Wednesday's Jokes
These are some jokes that I found on a site called Beliefnet. Maybe they will be good for a giggle or two. Authors are unknown.
Polly Want a WHAT?
This lady approaches a priest . . . more
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . . more
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June 14, 2006 12:15 PM EDT --
1. Bounce a tennis ball and try to catch it with your eyes closed. Beware of broken dishes and knick-knacks when you blindly bat the ball away.
2. Hold one foot and hop on the other and see how long you . . . more
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June 01, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
The kind that everything seems to go to heck, so much so you begin to actually laugh about it halfway through?
I just had one of those days...and it started at midnight last night, when I heard the . . . more
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February 28, 2007 11:00 PM EST --
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3) . . . more
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June 13, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 8: Hot Chocolate
What a wild evening it is! Thunder and sheet lightning all over the place. Damn, I'll have to oil these squeaking front door hinges. Oh, . . . more
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June 11, 2006 05:06 AM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
GOODBYE, YOUR EMINENCE
Yes, Holy Father, I do realize how disappointed you are. Of course you wanted to write your very first Gather article . . . more
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September 11, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
I saw this on another website and liked it so much I had to share.
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended . . . more
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September 16, 2006 05:59 PM EDT --
This one tickled me so much I had to share it.
In a crowded city at a busy stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini shirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn . . . more
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September 20, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
A buddy of mine told me this as the truth about a friend of his about forty years age. I have heard it since as a joke. I don't know if it ever really happen.
Mart was in a bar relaxing and enjoying . . . more
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September 02, 2006 12:44 AM EDT --
I read an article regarding the number of people on the Gather network. It alluded to the fact that it seems that the same 10 or 15 people are the only ones commenting on articles. This, in . . . more
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March 12, 2007 03:01 PM EDT --
from jokeoftheday.com
Office Lingo...
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations . . . more
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November 09, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
How do people live long enough to be this stupid?
Person ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen . . . more
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November 26, 2006 01:12 PM EST --
Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster.
The trooper turned . . . more
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September 20, 2006 04:50 AM EDT --
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. . . . more
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February 24, 2008 10:52 AM EST --
What they don't tell you in those little E-mails about how great it was to be born over 25 years ago...... is what's coming your way.....soon
>soon your arms will become too short to read . . . more
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September 07, 2006 05:43 PM EDT --
Gather has been monitoring your every work and word. All of you are on report and must report to the principals virtual office. Bring your ID card with you and an accurate point count. . . . more
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June 17, 2007 06:17 PM EDT --
...that their plastic surgery has gone too far?
I ask because, after looking at one of my connection's icons, I am concerned that she has had one too many botox injections. If you look at her picture, . . . more
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September 08, 2006 07:26 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes!
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up . . . more
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